i'm bethany i am a tall queer feminist person


every day is a day closer to eurovision 2014


watching bethany fangirl has made me realise i was never fangirling whenever i thought i was. 



i love how “lmao” has evolved over the years from a genuine expression of mirth to the modern symbol of wet, unemphatic amusement; the mere ghost of an emotion, reflecting the journey of modern youth from innocent naievete to hardened apathy. lmao


*holds unlit metaphor* it’s a cigarette

aw last night was so fun !! dinner at blades with (almost) the whole mars crew was so tasty ^^ i’m usually not a pasta person but this definitely made me into one. if only for one night. and the chocolate fudge cake afterwards was sssoooo good omg when it arrived i was a bit disappointed bc it looked so small but it was so rich and filling ??? it was so good. i want more cake now lmao


see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?